As a former young'un, I was once in school and my academic inclinations were geared to history, English and literature — not science and math.
If you want to know something about me, the easiest thing to do is ask.
Here, to begin with, is the exhaustive list of Coca-Cola products you will have to boycott if you found the soda company's stirring, patriotic ad aired during the Super Bowl offensive.
I should have stood in line just to see what kind of disparaging comments would have been made about me.