Deer inner net,

I jus wantid to wish U a bee lated Happy BDay and TY for all the gud things U have dun for peeple.

Wid all ur recorces, u is helping peeple becum smarterer and teechin dem gud communicashun skilz!

Sum fokes wud say u half dummed us down but I disagree, inner net. I appreshiate lurning on the puter. I appreshiate web sights lik wickapedia and all the dicshunary sights dat help mee right gud leters lik dis one.

I no peeple say dat leter righting is a thing of the pas, what wid emale and fazebuk, butt I disagree.

I think u is on the write trac in helpin peeple rathur than hirting dem. ROFLO, inner net, der’s sum fokes dat defrinnded me own my fazebuk paige beecus dey say I don spel gud, espechially dat editur of rrspent. i don thin hee nos his toe frum a hole in da groun. Stuk up is wat hee is inner net.

I lurn sew much from U. ROFLO, I seen dis post the utter day dat had a kewl and kewt cat an i nearlie had a stroke laffing sew much. Dis id whut uve dun for us, inner net, macking hour daze soooooooo much briter !

The abreviashuns mak it eazy to post 2 fazebuk while im dribin mi kar. My cuzin said I shuddnt du dis but I said itz okai becuz the inner net wuddnt do anythin 2 hurt us ! Mi cuzin want rid w mi no mor .

Im sew appreshitive dat Al Goor fella invinted dis thing 4 for us! I kin reed newz like Linsey Lohand and her problums an reelyze I ain’t aloan  (I jus wished i had hur muny!)

I kin kepe up wid da ladest on Branley Gilbert and mi favrit football teem, the Dallis Kowboyz! Deadskins suck! 

An inner net, I relly preshiate u bein’ own mi phon. Dat is jus 2 kewl! Win im at de Golen Korral, i kin take picshurs of my young’uns stiking dere hans in the Chocklate wunner ball. That is sooooooo kewl! 

U half hepped mi keep up wid mi hatas, too innernet, lik dat Lanc Marin, whu jus seams hel bent on posting mi diddy’s picshur on rrspent evry tim he gits arrested. Carma wil git dat fewl !

Inny weigh inner net, im glad u was borned thurty yeers ago and Im glad ur cuzin tex massagin was also borned. U both keep mi sharp and on ma game! — Lanc Marin, I mean Lance Martin