We won’t blame the parents for what happened at Medlin School. Clearly, it’s not their fault.

We won’t even blame the children because they didn’t know right from wrong, thought it was OK to bash windows, poke holes in walls, pour chemicals on the floor and throw golf clubs in the ceiling.

The $75,000 in damages to the school is no one’s fault because it’s OK to do things like this to other people’s property and clearly the parents have no responsibility because they can’t control who their children hang out with. They’re on the A-B honor roll for crying out loud and honor students don’t do stupid things.

We think we’ll just chalk this one up to those gremlins you heard about in World War II that caused damage to planes because clearly no airplane mechanic was at fault and possibly missed something.

We think we’ll just dismiss the officer’s report that he heard breaking glass and oh, comedies of comedies, found the rascals had mistakenly locked themselves in a room.

We’re sure whoever called the report in to the police was highly delusional and was hearing things. Let’s just say nothing happened at all, it was a big misunderstanding and go along with our lives thinking our kids and parents are perfect.

Even if the so-called vandalism was a result of peer pressure, that’s OK, too, because it’s not the parent’s responsibility to know whom their kids hang out with and it’s not their kids’ responsibility to say no to bigger kids, just play along with the status quo.

If that doesn’t work, let’s blame the city because there’s nothing to do here. There’s no parks, no playgrounds, no places at the mall to play laser tag and there’s not a single athletic league or extracurricular activity for them to get involved in at school.

Let’s face it, we live in a highly dystopian, if not dysfunctional city, where even surrounding areas have nothing for our children to do and leaders are just bound and determined to watch it burn.

We know, there’s nothing to challenge the kids with at home, either. Their interests, intellect and aptitudes shouldn’t be explored because they’ll be OK.

It’s better to leave them to their own devices than suggest a family game night or going out for one evening. Even if the family went out junior would have the iPod plugged in his ears when the blessing is being asked and sister would be on her smart phone texting Ashley about how cute Justin Bieber is. So, no, parents shouldn’t be blamed and should not instill in their children any values on decorum, civility and respect for one’s property. That’s unheard of in this day and age.

No, this is just something that happened and there’s no one who should answer for it, especially not the parents and their poor children who were only out for an afternoon of kicks, hijinks and misadventure. Doesn’t matter anyway because nothing happened — Editor.