OK, I know, I'm not supposed to poke fun at events in the news, but I found a comment on the Facebook page that was just too hilarious, at least to me.
The issue is not funny because, realistically, someone could have been seriously injured or killed from the nine holes drilled in a waterfowl guide's pontoon boat, but the comment, referring to the baiting and sabotage going on at Roanoke Rapids Lake as man drama, couldn't be more true than a properly aligned front end.
Man drama, imagine, most times when we think of drama we think of it as something inconsequential, like on most reality shows these days.
You know, Tiffany broke a nail right before her big date with Chad and now he won't see her because Amber has better looking nails.
Man drama. That is the perfect description of what this is and, unfortunately, this testosterone ball is going to get someone hurt.
I can think of other man drama, you know, dissention in the ranks of the cornhole club because Billy Bob's bag was 2 ounces over weight or somebody counted a leaner when it wasn't.
Then, I suppose, there could be man drama in the gym when ripped Chad, the same one who dissed Tiffany, gets mad at Zach for asking Tiffany out when he ditched her for Amber. That's man drama personified.
Then consider the man drama in the garage when Brad disses Chad, yes Chad is all over the place, for muffling his Harley when he should have made it louder.
Yes, man drama, it has a certain ring to it but Butch hanging out at the pool hall and Steve, who are about to fight over Butch choosing a girlie Michelob Ultra, would probably call it beef.
A couple of months ago I was threatened with man drama because I took the high road and gave concerned advice to a friend.
Yeah, go ahead, tough guy, and say it's not man drama when that's exactly what it is.
Do me a solid, as a tough guy might say, and save your man drama for something less important than putting someone's life in danger, no matter if they may be part of the problem. Get into some man drama over Bud or Bud Light, Cowboys over Redskins or who has the loudest pipes. Seriously, you could get somebody hurt.